Is Lady Gaga actually Marilyn Manson?

17 11 2009

An ill-researched comparison.

I have been introduced to the Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” video and my first instinct was, as it is with most things Gaga related – this is TERRIFYING.

And then I felt something deeper, something… familiar in weirdo dinosaur dance moves and big huge eyeballs (even more familiar than those weird shoe ads in Cosmo that have been big eye terrifying for years).

I realized it was the same feeling I used to get watching Marilyn Manson videos – the intrigue, the “I can’t tear my eyes away because if I do, Marilyn Manson may or may not jump through my TV and tear my eyes away for me.” The WTF moment before I knew what WTF moments were.

Observe (if you dare):

Now, not the greatest comparison, but I am too scared to look for anything else Marilyn Manson related right now – it’s dark out. But, my preliminary instincts are that Lady Gaga IS Marilyn Manson.

1. Has anyone seen Marilyn Manson recently? More importantly, has anyone ever seen Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson in the same place? Any TV sitcom enthusiast worth their weight in laugh tracks will tell you that two people who are actually the same person can’t be in the same room at the same time! It’s SCIENCE.

2. It is not easy to duplicate that glow in the dark tan – believe me, us nearbinos stick together, and it takes some real work to not go outside ever and still have the kind of exposure experienced by Manson in the 90s and Gaga in the now’s.

3. These videos are vaguely similar. Maybe not perfect duplicates, but don’t you think your musical stylings/visual instincts would change a little bit over the course of 10 – 15 years? The catchy drum beat, the kabillion costume changes, the running motif of metal in or around the mouth. It’s all there.

4. Look at that bone structure! Marilyn Manson used to heart dressing up in lady parts, and Lady Gaga is developing a strong interest in both flames and catsuits. Coincidence? Doubt it.

Q.E.D.

Lady Gaga = Marilyn Manson

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7 responses

16 05 2010
Tracy Seim

I have to agree with you! I mentioned to someone at work several months ago that I think they are the same person!!!

1 08 2010
Gaga Gaga

Yeah, Lady Gaga Lady Gaga =)

23 05 2011
gary abel

I think it is great that people think the way I do about these two. As suggested by Marilyn Manson , Maybe Lady Gaga and Marlyn Manson come out on stage together, dressed as each other. This would outrageously great. Not being a great fan of either one, would watch it.

4 08 2011
Erik, RSA

I thought the same thing. Google told me they showd up for a Rolling Stone photoshoot together, but I think its a lie. A mask maybe…? Remember when everyone thought that lady gaga had a dick? Then a month or 2 later she flashed her panties at the cameras with something to prove? Maybe, just maybe that was a ploy by people who knew the truth, to see if marilyn would sacrifice his 1st sergeant for his music career. It wouldn’t surprise me, he removed a rib to blow himself, correct? One more rib and he’s the first tranny to muff himself. I wonder what the reactions of all those boys who jacked off to lady gaga would be if this turned out to be true… Hahaha, knowing what i know about marilyn manson, that’s probably his plan. All those man-groupies, lesbians, and internet wankers, their egos will be pacified, and marilyn will be a girl. Oh fuck, I really hope it is true

4 08 2011
Erik, RSA

I thought the same thing. Google told me they showd up for a Rolling Stone photoshoot together, but I think its a lie. A mask maybe…? Remember when everyone thought that lady gaga had a wiener? Then a month or 2 later she flashed her panties at the cameras with something to prove? Maybe, just maybe that was a ploy by people who knew the truth, to see if marilyn would sacrifice his 1st sergeant for his music career. It wouldn’t surprise me, he removed a rib to blow himself, correct? One more rib and he’s the first tranny to muff himself. I wonder what the reactions of all those boys who jacked off to lady gaga would be if this turned out to be true… Hahaha, knowing what i know about marilyn manson, that’s probably his plan. All those man-groupies, lesbians, and internet wankers, their egos will be pacified, and marilyn will be a girl. Oh god, I really hope it is true

4 01 2013
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Lady Gaga is not Marilyn Manson. Lady Gaga is just a copy of Marilyn Manson.
They sing togeder ” Love Game “

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