Some Things That Happened in College Once

25 09 2009

And by college, I mean this weekend when I went back to college and pretended to be in college, even though I am no longer in college and thus, miss college. These things will be explained after I am not exhausted anymore.

1. Baby’s First Parking Ticket.

2. The Case of the Unclaimed Vomit.

3. Dirt Squirrels.

4. The Pervs of Route 80 Rest Stops.

5. Testing the Limits of Drinking Abilities.

All of these things are great. This trip to Evanston was easily my most fun one since being in actual college, and was more fun than many 4 day stretches of actual college. Fantastic.

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What is another name for me, right now?

Answer: A Northwestern Aglumni (because I am so sad about no more college.)

Alternatives: Dirt Squirrel, Tits Tired.